Holy halibut, chaps, just imagine it:

• Peter Greenaway’s High School Musical (I would pay good money to see this)
• Andrei Tarkovsky’s American Pie
• Terrence Malick’s Transformers
• Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Men in Black
• David Lynch’s The Simpsons Movie
• Ingmar Bergman’s The Hunger Games
• Ken Russell’s War Horse (Albert and Joey the horse wrestle in front of a roaring fire)
• I could go on